SSN: Werewolf Hunting Possibly Soon To Be Legal in Montana

- by Ninja Ross, 29 June 2018

This is SSN: Scientific Science News.
A farmer near the town of Denton, Montana USA has shot a “wolf like creature” that appears to be baffling experts.
 
The Montana Department of Fish, Wildlife, and Parks (FWP) have described it as a "young, non-lactating female and a canid, a member of the dog family that includes dogs, foxes, coyotes and wolves".

Ty Smucker, wolf management specialist for Montana FWP, has said that "The ears are too big. The legs look a little short. The feet look a little small, and the coat looks weird." He then went on to say "There's just something off about it."

Photo credit: Montana Fish, Wildlife and Parks.

Smucker declined to comment on the odd pen-like protrusion coming from its ear. Although, witnesses are speculating that, in human form, she was possibly an architect or a carpenter.

Following the discovery, DNA tests are currently being performed to see if this is in fact a werewolf or perhaps just a lost and confused Chupacabra.
 
The Denton tourist board expects the sale of silver to sky rocket in preparation for monthly hunting parties. While it’s still too early to confirm this as a werewolf, politicians in London are already working on introducing these rare American creatures into the London ecosystem.
 
One anonymous source from the Barbershop Alliance says that this has come as an incredible blow, stating that “hair does not make a person evil. Just not very stylish.”

Photo credit: Montana Fish, Wildlife and Parks.

Meanwhile, local high schools are subjecting student athletes to several tests to see if anyone has contracted lycanthropy. Several celebrities, including Michael J Fox and Burt Reynolds, have voiced their opposition to what they call “a witch hunt”. However, it has been pointed out that witches are a different thing.
 
More as this story unfolds.


Additional photos available in BBC's report. 

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