The Hottest Aliens in Movies
- by Ninja Ross, 25 March 2015
For centuries, mankind has looked to the stars and thought “How attractive are those aliens?” It’s a question that has been on everyone’s mind. Thanks to movies, though, we have a pretty good idea as to what we can look forward to when Tinder hits other galaxies. And, just for you, I have compiled a list of some of the sexiest aliens movies have ever given us!
While this list has its fair share of bad boys, ET is all about the romance! He will happily take you on the most interesting bike rides and even comes with his own mood lighting.
ET is the kind of alien you can take home to the parents, the kind of guy who would gladly take YOU home to meet HIS parents. He’s super committed!
If his ability to commit to a serious relationship and impress the folks isn’t good enough, you just have to LOOK at him to know why he’s on the list. He looks like a scrotum and has extending bits. There is no way you couldn’t fall in love with him...
Usually not seen swinging from tree to tree, using super space shoulder laser rockets, Predator is easily one of the coolest aliens on the block. He’s over 7 foot tall and all muscle, which kind of ruins the sex appeal, but the reason this handsome devil is on the list is his incredible face.
That’s the face of an angry, crippled vagina.
Also known as the Yautja, these bad boys of space are born for hunting. They have had several run ins with the human race, as evidenced by two documentaries (Predator and Predator 2). They have been making the trip to earth for centuries, just so they can play with our bones. To meet one of them, just hang around in a forest while holding a gun. That’s usually the best way to introduce yourself to anyone, though.
The Thing can look like any living thing, before it murders you in the most horrifying way possible. I know what you’re thinking; This thing can look like any celebrity you’ve ever fantasised about! Well, you’re a pervert.
Nothing comes close to the natural beauty of this creature. Covered in slime with tentacles flailing everywhere, this is the perfect date. And, not only that, it has interacted with Kurt Russell, which makes it an extra 100% cooler.
While The Thing does want to consume and replace the entire human race, you have to admire its ambition. This Thing is going places and you know you want to tag along for the ride!
Can you imagine the kisses between this thing and a Predator? Glorious.
The Xenomorphs were designed by H.R Giger, and it’s no secret that they are based on the human penis (just look at it). If that doesn’t immediately grab your attention, I’m afraid nothing will.
But, besides that, the Xenomorph is the kind of alien that just wants to settle down and start a family. That’s commitment right there and you’d be a fool to pass up a chance with this stud.
Not only are these things great at relationships and oral, they also have excellent careers. They thrive in any environment, they work well as a team and on their own and they’re constantly climbing the corporate ladder/air vent.
Xenomorphs are the full package!
Clearly, movies have given us something to really think about. While I’m sure we will make it to new worlds in the future, can what we find out there ever really compare to the perfection we have created with our own steamy imaginations? I highly doubt it. Give me a Xenomorph any day.
Tagged: movies & TV.