WE INTERRUPT THIS PROGRAM...
...for an important announcement! How important? Very important! Unless you want to feel very confused and scared in the upcoming days, you should definitely read that. So this is all for your sake! Are you focused? Good! Now listen up, Trash Mutant reader!
TrashMutant.com will be quite undermanned in the upcoming days! Señor Editor is away right now, travelling and bringing the Gift of Trash Mutant to cultures that have yet to experience it. The Rajun Cajun is involved in some super secret things that we can't even talk about, or we'd endanger him, his friends, dog and family. He will be back in a week or so. That's 2 out of 3! Well, thankfully Ninja Ross is here to save the day! During the Ninja Ross Week (we aren't REALLY calling it that), there will be two Ross-penned articles on the site. While we usually have more updates, we're sure you guys will find something great to do with your time, like participating in the Draw Trash Mutant Initiative or re-reading all of our older articles. Things will go back to the way we normally operate on August 8th, and we'll be back to our super-tight "once every 2 days or something like that" update schedule! See? Aren't you glad we keep you informed like that? |
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